The problem I've got is that I stand to win ALMOST TWENTY POUNDS if Errywogan wins, and I like money.
If Eggnog wins (he won't) I shall go outside and scream until my throat bleeds.
I hate to sound all "have your say" about it, but I couldn't care less who wins the X-factor. I feel so out on sync with the GBP every time this thing rolls around, because I fundamentally am not entertained by singing and I just don't get 'it'.
Fair enough - I don't get Strictly Come Dancing for the same reason really - who wants to watch people dance.
I'm a Strictly girl - love it. I've never watched any X Factor, at all.
Well, quite. In fact the only entertainment I can derive from either programme is trying to decide which is the bigger pile of poorly dog's biz.
got to be chinese. See, we got one delivered just as the football started, and Tottenham didn't lose.
So therefore, maybe a chinese brings you what you wish for.
I could be putting too much thought into this of course.
That makes Chinese evil, so I've gone for curry.
What happened to Gomes being a clown then? Tsk.
he's not a clown! He's ACE! I've always had secret love for Gomes.
You realise because you've gone for curry, the little irish boy will now win. IT'S YOUR FAULT TIM!!!
Gomes was never a clown, people just started paying attention to the Daily Mail for a bit, that's all. He's a great keeper who is also a mental and thus occasionally does mental things which result in goals. Gomes has saved us from several hidings this season. If we'd had our old keeper in goal so far this season we'd still be 20th. Bit like Blackburn are finding out.
Also, curry because we had curry and because Chinese is actually quite horrible. Thai, that's more like it.
Oh jebus, why did they choose Hallelujah as the winner's song?
Don't they usually have different songs for each of them anyway?
If Alexandra gets a choir three times the size of JLS' and fireworks I am going to stab Cheryl Cole in the eye with a rusty butter knife.
I think you should do that whatever happens, to be honest.
LOOK AT HER CHOIR! It's a crowd West Ham would be fucking proud of. This contest is a bloody farce.
It's a crowd West Ham would be fucking proud of.
To be fair, that's not the mightiest boast ever. Ha ha ha.
Cheryl really can fuck off though.
I've given up. I'm going to watch last night's IT Crowd. And not imagine Roy and Moss slugging it out with their respective versions of Hallelujah.
Nooar don't be hating on Chezza! Though I admit seeing her all huggy with Simon Cowell was a bit ick.