They implemented a new policy here a few months back, if you forget your pass you have to phone a colleague from the security desk and they have to walk over in person to sign you in and vouch that you're ok. Technically they are then responsible for you all day and are only supposed to let you out of their sight while you go to the loo (when they can wait outside). In practice you just get the piss taken out of you for a bit. Either way, it's been bloody effective - I've only forgotten my pass twice since this policy came into effect!! *&)

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I could just about understand that in this office when the flushers were a bit knackered and required more jiggles and pushing than made sense.

But since they've replaced them with a no touch hand wave flush it's unforgivable when people leave a full bowl.

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My brother had the following conversation with a colleague:

My brother "I think the new guy isn't flushing. Someone has suddenly stopped flushing and it started when the new guy started working here"

My brother's colleague "Great! Now I can stop flushing too, and everyone will think it's new guy!"

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If you flush the other toilet then you need to go and immediately wash your hands before going into another cubicle, because the flush handle will have been touched many times by many people who have just wiped their many arses.

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