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In summer, I dream of football [Jun. 19th, 2009|12:30 pm]
Listen in, listen Ian!
I was dreaming last night that I couldn't find a dodgy internet stream of United v Newcastle except for a new way Sky had invented of showing football as part of some weird reality show involving watching people channel surfing, so we got five minutes of the game followed by five minutes of some other crap, and so on. The only game I could find being streamed anywhere was Liverpool v Everton, which it turned out Everton won 3-0 including a Carragher own goal which I couldn't find on Youtube. This annoyed me.

Wire coat hangers are a bit sinister aren't they? If you put one in an otherwise acceptable environment, they make it a bit sleazy - there's one in one of the cubicles in the toilets here which I always find alarming when I use that cubicle. It's the same with an empty office. An empty office alone just says "Someone is going to move in and start working here." Add a wire coathanger to the coatstand, and now it says "Someone was shot in here".
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From: mooism
2009-06-19 12:12 pm (UTC)
I'm mildly perturbed that Palace play Newcastle before the transfer window shuts --- they'll still have players that belong in a higher league.
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[User Picture]From: bonyandidle
2009-06-19 03:55 pm (UTC)
Who, Palace?
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From: mooism
2009-06-22 08:02 am (UTC)
WIN! :-)
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[User Picture]From: pink_weasel
2009-06-19 03:29 pm (UTC)
Wire coathangers sometimes smell awful. But not always. What I really hate are those hangers you get in hotels where you can only remove the bottom of the hanger because they assume you might steal the hanger. Who steals hangers?
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[User Picture]From: ruudboy
2009-06-19 03:51 pm (UTC)
I don't know, but while I was on holiday I had the great idea of manufacturing wardrobes with the top bits built in to sell to hanger thieves.
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[User Picture]From: bonyandidle
2009-06-20 11:56 am (UTC)
I had a dream the other night where Rio Ferdinand was following Ronaldo all over the pitch, and every time Ronaldo tried to get the ball Rio knocked him over.

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[User Picture]From: ruudboy
2009-06-20 12:00 pm (UTC)
Who was Ronaldo playing for at this point?

We aren't going to sign anyone this summer are we?
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[User Picture]From: offensive_mango
2009-06-22 11:28 am (UTC)
I meant to say: on the day you posted this, right before I read it, I visited the facilities at work, and in my preferred cubicle there was a hanger (plastic, not wire) hanging from the coat knob thing. I found it so disturbing that I had to move it out of the cubicle.
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[User Picture]From: ruudboy
2009-06-22 11:42 am (UTC)
Eurggh! You touched the toilet hanger!
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