It would probably help his cause in this poll if any of your voters had a flippin' clue who Erik Santos is.

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Seconded... I didn't vote for anyone because I don't know who he is either.

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Follow the link!

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oops. Missed that. What a der brain.

*hangs head in shame*

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You DO realize Michael's third child, Blanket, is actually named Prince, and therefore accedes to the throne through the line of the blood royal and through his, you know, name.

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Could he take the other three on in a fight?

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He would smother them with his blanket until they suffocated.

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Are you on drugs?

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Dude, what did I say that wasn't entirely true?

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I've no idea. It did sound a little nonsensical though?

Blanket? Prince? rly?

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YA RLY!

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But wait! What about Tarkan, Turkish Prince of Pop, or Ali Zafar, Pakistani Prince of Pop?

Psht, talk about being centred on the north Atlantic region, ruudboy!

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Whoops, sorry!

*is aware of privilege*

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His Royal Badness? Prince has been editing his own wikipedia page again.

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The Onion reports that Timberlake was crowned a couple of years ago.

Maybe Richard Coles for Archbishop of Canterbury of Pop?

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Oh, just changed my mind - Prince of pop will be Zac Efron, but he's not ready yet. Young star, silly high voice, and happens to be a very good dancer and film star. Justin is NOTHING to him! Give him 10 years to take command of his own career, wait for him to be in the Footloose remake, and you'll see my prediction coming trie. I guess he could be the Prince Harry of Pop. Or the Earl, Duke, or some shit like that.

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Scratch that, he pulled out of footloose and some nob from LOST is in it instead. DIE. Why do these people RUIN my pop dreams? Still obviously a contender for pop prince, as he has destroyed one little dream tonight and had some progress to make and several million broken hearts to be left behind. Also he's clearly a fussy bastard. Princes are always fussy bastards.

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Zac Efron has scary eyes

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I'd still sex them

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Even through a blindfold I'd still see the scary eyes.

Posters were better in my day when it was grown men like Luke Perry pretending to be teenagers. Much more normal ;-)

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I didn't have teen boy crushes when I was a girl, as I was abnormal. Trying to make up for it now...

Actually I did have a keyring with Keanu on it, but it was free from a magazine and I liked keyrings.

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Keanu was at his best in Bill and Ted in my opinion.

I've always been a bit fickle crush-wise. I had a big crush on John Thaw as Inspector Morse for instance ;-)

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Yeah I think that's the era the keyring is from. I certainly don't remember anything else he was in at the time. I liked the Bill and Ted cartoon quite a lot.

I had a massive, massive crush on Rodger the Dodger from the Beano. I wrote all about him in my diary and learned to raise a single eyebrow in his honour.

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I loved Rodger the Dodger. I've never been able to do the single eyebrow thing though. I'm crap at stuff like that. I spent ages trying to do 321 like Ted Rogers but never succeeded.

As a child I often used to fall for the boys in the Children's Film Foundation films.

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I spent quite some hours perfecting the eyebrow thing. I can raise both, separately. ^_-

Oh god, I am wasting my life on the internet so I'm going to bed. Nice to meet you!

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haha...you too.

night.

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Posters were better in my day when it was grown men like Luke Perry pretending to be teenagers. Much more normal ;-)

Yes, this.

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