Now, this obviously isn't a good thing, but nobody you were at scouts with should say things like "It makes me sick to think that we pay such high business rates and see little in return in terms of protection." surely? I'll be having mortgages, and pensions soon at this rate. Oh.
Also, is this the most rubbish story ever that has not only got into a local paper(after all, they have to pad it out with rubbish to fill it up don't they?) but has got its own web page. I wonder if there's any call for a community for rub stories like this, along the lines of readersletters (which is currently in read-only mode so I can't put a post there. Tsk.)?