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Looney dictator and food news [Jan. 31st, 2006|12:57 pm]
Listen in, listen Ian!
While it isn't a good thing to be a looney dictator as such, if you're going to be one you may as well do it properly, so I was pleased to be introduced by webofevil to the works of Saparmurat_Niyazov. After all, anyone who issues a decree Ordering that young people not be permitted to get gold tooth caps or gold teeth, suggesting instead that they chew on bones to preserve their teeth must have something about them.

Food news: Idiot moans about chocolate oranges.

Poo listed on ham ingredients. Why does ham have ingredients anyway? Surely the ingredients of ham, are ham. That's why it's called ham.

[User Picture]From: zotz
2006-01-31 01:15 pm (UTC)
Ah yes, the great turkmenbashi. A gentleman and a scholar. And a headcase.
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[User Picture]From: burkesworks
2006-01-31 07:46 pm (UTC)
Not a total headcase - hey, he's banned mime artists and declared April 27th National HORSE Day. But other than that, he's completely dagenham.
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[User Picture]From: jondiesch
2006-02-01 09:12 am (UTC)
He renamed bread after his mother, you got to love him for that!
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From: mooism
2006-01-31 01:59 pm (UTC)
The ingredients of ham are: ham, water. Or, sometimes: water, ham.
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From: ex_humanfema327
2006-01-31 04:18 pm (UTC)
I didn't know newspapers would say things like poo. This was heartwarming, thank you.
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