Lord protect me from feckwits.
I am not a parasitic WAG but...
If I was, I'd get more people into work and stop people being cummed into by Teddy Sheringham. There's so many people being cummed into by Teddy Sheringham because they know they can get benefits. People who already live here should get the jobs. But I don't really know much about having an overrated football player eject his man-milk onto my surgical tits.
I'd guessed that was more inanity coming out of Big Brother.
Daniella Lloyd for Prime Minister? No...?
You'd think the stupid bitch could at least make up her mind as to whether they're after the benefits or the jobs...