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Joke off penguin wrapper [Feb. 2nd, 2007|02:57 pm]
Listen in, listen Ian!
Q. Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

A. Because he was a party pooper.

But why an elephant?
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[User Picture]From: amuchmoreexotic
2007-02-02 03:01 pm (UTC)
Why a duck?
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[User Picture]From: offensive_mango
2007-02-02 03:02 pm (UTC)
You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.
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[User Picture]From: missfrost
2007-02-02 09:27 pm (UTC)
AHEM.
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[User Picture]From: offensive_mango
2007-02-02 03:02 pm (UTC)
Q. Why an elephant? What's the difference between a duck?
A. One leg's both the same length.
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[User Picture]From: oldbloke
2007-02-02 03:20 pm (UTC)
They used to say "One of its legs are both the same" round here.

Barmcakes, the lot of 'em
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From: flounderingfool
2007-02-02 03:36 pm (UTC)
That's how I remember it too. Oh, and it was a chicken not a duck.
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[User Picture]From: oldbloke
2007-02-02 03:44 pm (UTC)
Always a duck when I've heard it. Which reminds me...

A duck goes into Boots for a tube of lip salve
The assistant says "That'll be 38p please" and the duck says...

"Put it on my bill"



Thangyewthangyew I'm here all week tell your friends
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[User Picture]From: ruudboy
2007-02-02 07:40 pm (UTC)
This is the best joke here.
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[User Picture]From: amuchmoreexotic
2007-02-02 03:02 pm (UTC)
The original version is "Why did the compulsive public defecator bring toilet paper to the party?", but I suppose they were worried that someone would complain.
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[User Picture]From: classytart
2007-02-02 08:02 pm (UTC)
I think the train joke is the best joke I've ever heard/read. It's genius!
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[User Picture]From: oldbloke
2007-02-02 03:21 pm (UTC)
Why shouldn't you poke fun at a dwarf with learning difficulties?

It's not big and it's not clever
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[User Picture]From: katstevens
2007-02-02 03:31 pm (UTC)
What comes out of the ground shouting 'BUM SECHS!'

Crude oil.
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[User Picture]From: gleet
2007-02-02 06:38 pm (UTC)
That reminds me of

What comes between FEAR and SEX?

FÜNF
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[User Picture]From: tomatorama
2007-02-02 03:32 pm (UTC)
YES. I have always wondered this, as a person who has become accustomed to the limited array of jokes on penguin wrappers. Please write to them, on behalf of an elephant charity.
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[User Picture]From: ruudboy
2007-02-02 07:00 pm (UTC)
Best userpic evar!
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[User Picture]From: bonyandidle
2007-02-02 03:58 pm (UTC)
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh--
Moo!
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[User Picture]From: themezzanine
2007-02-02 08:46 pm (UTC)
That is ace. Am telling it tomorrow.
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[User Picture]From: missfrost
2007-02-02 09:29 pm (UTC)
I have just snorted wine through my nose at that. Brilliant!
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[User Picture]From: hello_jaime
2007-02-04 04:50 pm (UTC)
i saw you on bengraham's LJ and you seem really fun. may i add you?
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[User Picture]From: ruudboy
2007-02-04 04:53 pm (UTC)
Absolutely!
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