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Listen in, listen Ian!

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[Feb. 6th, 2007|12:19 am]
Listen in, listen Ian!
When I got home from watching the football yesterday there was a man lurking just inside our front gate. He was on his phone, so I assumed that he was just lurking in there to make a call out of the wind. I made a "Cuh!" type noise, and he scurried away.



When I got home tonight there was a note through the door:





That's far more reasonable than just lurking in there to use the phone I think. We both just laughed at the note.
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[User Picture]From: socratic
2007-02-06 01:12 am (UTC)
At least he didn't bill you for "Gardening services, including but not limited to watering and nitrogizing the soil"
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From: (Anonymous)
2007-02-06 07:54 am (UTC)
I can go and do a wee wee on Labour Ready, if you like.

JudyHuxtable xxx
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[User Picture]From: eyekiller
2007-02-06 11:19 am (UTC)
HAHAHA!
Classic.
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[User Picture]From: bengraham
2007-02-06 11:36 am (UTC)
That's brilliant. I love the fact he put it on company headed notepaper. Did he think that maybe you might be persuaded to do some business with them?
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From: deadpidge
2007-02-06 09:52 pm (UTC)

do some business with them?
[snigger]
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From: deadpidge
2007-02-06 09:51 pm (UTC)
Have you never seen the 'Organic Gardener Chain Letter'?

Simply shit in the garden of the bloke at the top of the list and then send this letter to five of your friends, but remember to remove the top name and move them all up, replacing the bottom (ha) name and address on the list with yours.

Within seven weeks, you will have over 700,000 people shitting in *your* garden.
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[User Picture]From: hello_jaime
2007-02-07 06:57 am (UTC)
haha! that's fantastic! no one is ever that polite around here.
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