?

Log in

No account? Create an account
Today's penguin didn't have a joke on, it had a funny fact.… - B. Henderson Asher's Moments of Mirth [entries|archive|friends|userinfo]
Listen in, listen Ian!

[ website | Flickr ]
[ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ]
[ archive | journal archive ]

[Feb. 7th, 2007|02:25 pm]
Listen in, listen Ian!
Today's penguin didn't have a joke on, it had a funny fact. Apparently, "A
shrimps[sic] heart is in its head". How is that funny? Does it amuse you?
Does it? Does it? Is it funny, like a clown? Then how? Is it here just to
amuse you? Then just tell me, how the fvck is it funny?

It's Catalan tonight, hooray. If you'd wandered into Diana's Diner in
Covent Garden about an hour and a half ago, you would have been able to
tell that it's tonight because I was sitting there doing (and getting
ketchup on) my homework. Basically, from the time the lesson ends to
lunchtime seven days later, I pretty much forget that Catalan exists, which
isn't much good really. I need to get more practice, so I think I might
start a Catalan livejournal. It might be a bit clunky seeing as we don't do
the past tense until next term, but I should have some stuff to say I
think.

I was close to having the best ever excuse not to hand in my homework
earlier - it was cordoned off by the police. It wasn't alone though - there
was a suspect package in the building so we all had to evacuate it. It was
a false alarm though, so we're back inside now. Ah, my life - yet again, so
close to being exciting.
linkReply

Comments:
From: slackhack
2007-02-07 03:06 pm (UTC)

bon

dia!
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: ruudboy
2007-02-07 09:33 pm (UTC)

Re: bon

Bona tarda! Que tal?
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: carsmilesteve
2007-02-07 03:09 pm (UTC)
dude i am going to barcelona in like 6 weeks, can you give me a few basics (baring in mind that my spanish barely gets past "dos cervercas, por favor" but my french is acceptable)?
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: whizzerandchips
2007-02-07 03:25 pm (UTC)
Giving a shrimp CPR could be quite funny though...
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: vivalabridgetta
2007-02-07 03:35 pm (UTC)
Today's penguin didn't have a joke on, it had a funny fact. Apparently, "A
shrimps[sic] heart is in its head". How is that funny? Does it amuse you?
Does it? Does it? Is it funny, like a clown? Then how? Is it here just to
amuse you? Then just tell me, how the fvck is it funny?

Maybe it's penguinist gawping.
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: nikh
2007-02-07 04:12 pm (UTC)
It's funny because it's true.
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: oldbloke
2007-02-07 04:19 pm (UTC)
When I was 10 I read a book called Funny Haha And Funny Peculiar.
Prolly out of print now.
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: themezzanine
2007-02-07 04:51 pm (UTC)
I also read that book as a child. I remember nothing about it.
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)