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[Feb. 14th, 2007|11:00 pm]
Listen in, listen Ian!
Yes, so I'm at home alone. Bah, etc. I hate Valentine's Day anyway. I
don't need a special day to feel lonely and bitter, I can do that any
old day.

Wrongness: I've just been tickling the cat's tummy after she jumped up
next to me on the sofa, and I've never seen such a content look on any
creature's face. If anything, it's a little too content. They don't
get anything, y'know, mucky out of it do they? Because It would seem
slightly wrong to have spent Valentine's day bringing a cat to sexual
ecstasy. What's even more suspicious is that the instant I've stopped,
she's just gone straight to sleep.

Right, I've finished on that line of thought. You can scrub yourself
clean with a wire brush now.

The football was quite good anyway. Even if Arsenal won. It's good
when Bolton beat Arsenal because Wenger sulks. Still, it's only
Bolton, whose fans are mostly

[User Picture]From: ultraruby
2007-02-14 11:02 pm (UTC)
Hehe! You wanked a cat!

I don't think they get anything TOO mucky out of it, actually. Loads of things are blissful to cats for all sorts of reasons. Sex doesn't have the same significance to creatures as it does to humans anyway - it's all just a big continuum of nice.
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[User Picture]From: amuchmoreexotic
2007-02-15 09:02 am (UTC)
Even for salmons?
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[User Picture]From: eyekiller
2007-02-14 11:20 pm (UTC)
Mostly what? You can't leave us hanging like that.
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[User Picture]From: ruudboy
2007-02-15 12:32 am (UTC)
Unfortunately, livejournal is being a dick tonight, and is giving me no option but to leave you hanging on like that. The reason the end bit is missing is that I had to post it by email because it fails to post when I try and do it on the website, and I accidentally copied an incomplete version of the post into the email.

The missing words are "inbred yokels with dodgy moustaches" and I also omitted the ace picture of a heart I found to honour Valentine's Day:

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[User Picture]From: the_roofdog
2007-02-15 10:07 am (UTC)

My moustache is glossy and full.
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[User Picture]From: oursin
2007-02-15 10:10 am (UTC)
Grooming behaviour - monkeys & apes do this too, pleasurable but non-sexual (because of oestrus cycle factor). Suspect that a certain amount of human sexual activity is poor substitute for mutual grooming activities.
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[User Picture]From: miss_newham
2007-02-16 12:54 am (UTC)
I don't need a special day to feel lonely and bitter, I can do that any old day.

All day long I applauded that sentence in my head and tried to think of an opportunity to steal it! You rock.
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