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Clumsy news [Feb. 19th, 2007|11:40 am]
Listen in, listen Ian!
This morning I managed to kick a full glass of orange juice off my bedside
table onto the floor. Having to clean this up made me be slightly late for
work, so I apologised for being late and mentioned that I had a minor
crisis. At this point, I realised that Minor Crisis would be a grat name
for a China Crisis tribute band comprised of children.

What's the clumsiest thing you did this weekend?
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[User Picture]From: dragonwoodshed
2007-02-19 11:42 am (UTC)
I've owned my boat for over a year now, I know how big it is and where the doors are. On Saturday morning while wandering from front deck to kitchen with my cup of tea I managed to bang my head on the doorframe so hard I had to sit down for ten minutes.

I am a dufus.
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[User Picture]From: offensive_mango
2007-02-19 11:44 am (UTC)
"Me and Bobby McGee"
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[User Picture]From: offensive_mango
2007-02-19 12:37 pm (UTC)
I think he can't read LJ at work and can only post via email, so it's merely coincidence :)
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[User Picture]From: ruudboy
2007-02-19 07:23 pm (UTC)
It is. Quite a widespread one, it seems from the number of people who've posted here now.
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[User Picture]From: shewho
2007-02-19 11:47 am (UTC)
i poured some coke into a glass and all over the kitchen.

not all bad however, the hob is now gleaming.
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[User Picture]From: my_name_is_anna
2007-02-19 11:48 am (UTC)
I am always being clumsy.
This weekend I picked up the cat and then accidentally dropped him onto the floor via an open bottle of wine which spilled all down the off white wall, right next to where my previous red wine spillage had gone.
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[User Picture]From: braisedbywolves
2007-02-19 12:05 pm (UTC)
While talking to a pretty lady and fiddling with my glasses, managed to snap the frames at the bridge. Did I mention they were my backup pair?
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[User Picture]From: demiabeille
2007-02-19 12:09 pm (UTC)
I had a plate on my desk with millions of crimbs from some crusty break I had eaten. I took a shower, then dried my hair with a hairdryer nearby.

Arrrrrrgh!
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[User Picture]From: demiabeille
2007-02-19 12:15 pm (UTC)
CRUMBS. BREAD.
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[User Picture]From: ruudboy
2007-02-19 07:24 pm (UTC)
Oh, I do that sort of thing a lot. Although I'm not sure what, as I don't have a hairdryer, not being a gurl.
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From: flounderingfool
2007-02-19 12:15 pm (UTC)
Well, I already mentioned it elsewhere, but I caused a fire in a restaurant by knocking a screwed up napkin onto a candle.
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[User Picture]From: pink_weasel
2007-02-19 12:32 pm (UTC)
I ate some bread, put the plate on the bed next to me, turned over and moved the duvet and tipped the crumbs and the plate into the bed. I only found out this had happened when I got told off.

Oh yes, and I accidentally signed up to my hated evening course for the rest of the year so now I have to go to that tonight. Arsebisuits.
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[User Picture]From: sleeperesque
2007-02-19 01:29 pm (UTC)
I don't do clumsy :D
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[User Picture]From: ozgirlabroad
2007-02-19 01:36 pm (UTC)
Walk into a door at karaoke. And that's the end of a very long list. I am the most clumsiest person EVA! And I don't mean just physically, mentally and emotionally as well. Spiritually as well seeing as I couldn't explain why we celebrate Lent last night. Sigh.
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[User Picture]From: offensive_mango
2007-02-19 02:10 pm (UTC)
I ended up explaining Lent to someone today too. Sometimes I forget that not everyone has the same hyperchristian upbringing that I did. Then again, the upbringing I had didn't involve the feasts/fasts; it's just something I've learned about as a side item. But still.
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[User Picture]From: zagreb2
2007-02-19 01:43 pm (UTC)
I kicked-over a glass with some icecubes in it that was sitting at my feet yesterday. Icecubes all over my carpet!

I also tried to dance to "Rock Around The Clock" briefly whilst out on Saturday night. I'm sure that looked a bit clumsy.
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[User Picture]From: eyekiller
2007-02-19 02:10 pm (UTC)
Ice cubes all over the carpet is way better than drink all over the carpet though.
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[User Picture]From: catsgomiaow
2007-02-19 01:52 pm (UTC)
I didn't do anything clumsy as such, but when we were at the pub I managed to somehow CUT MY FINGER on the way back from the loos to the table. My finger was FINE when I left the loos; by the time I sat down again it had acquired a cut and I DO NOT KNOW HOW! I wasn't even drunk!

It's really sore too :(
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[User Picture]From: katstevens
2007-02-19 02:22 pm (UTC)
I overenthusiastically opened a birthday card and gave myself a paper cut. Which proceeded to bleed quite spectacularly for some minutes! I sucked it for a while then forgot about it, then about half an hour later wondered why my thumb was covered in blood...
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From: (Anonymous)
2007-02-19 05:42 pm (UTC)
I blew up the washing machine by remote control.

JudyHuxtable xxx
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[User Picture]From: jtemperance
2007-02-19 06:35 pm (UTC)
"China Threat" would be a good name for a Minor Threat cover band based in China.

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