I've owned my boat for over a year now, I know how big it is and where the doors are. On Saturday morning while wandering from front deck to kitchen with my cup of tea I managed to bang my head on the doorframe so hard I had to sit down for ten minutes.
I am a dufus.
I think he can't read LJ at work and can only post via email, so it's merely coincidence :)
It is. Quite a widespread one, it seems from the number of people who've posted here now.
i poured some coke into a glass and all over the kitchen.
not all bad however, the hob is now gleaming.
I am always being clumsy.
This weekend I picked up the cat and then accidentally dropped him onto the floor via an open bottle of wine which spilled all down the off white wall, right next to where my previous red wine spillage had gone.
While talking to a pretty lady and fiddling with my glasses, managed to snap the frames at the bridge. Did I mention they were my backup pair?
Oh, I do that sort of thing a lot. Although I'm not sure what, as I don't have a hairdryer, not being a gurl.
Well, I already mentioned it elsewhere, but I caused a fire in a restaurant by knocking a screwed up napkin onto a candle.
I ate some bread, put the plate on the bed next to me, turned over and moved the duvet and tipped the crumbs and the plate into the bed. I only found out this had happened when I got told off.
Oh yes, and I accidentally signed up to my hated evening course for the rest of the year so now I have to go to that tonight. Arsebisuits.
Walk into a door at karaoke. And that's the end of a very long list. I am the most clumsiest person EVA! And I don't mean just physically, mentally and emotionally as well. Spiritually as well seeing as I couldn't explain why we celebrate Lent last night. Sigh.
I ended up explaining Lent to someone today too. Sometimes I forget that not everyone has the same hyperchristian upbringing that I did. Then again, the upbringing I had didn't involve the feasts/fasts; it's just something I've learned about as a side item. But still.
I kicked-over a glass with some icecubes in it that was sitting at my feet yesterday. Icecubes all over my carpet!
I also tried to dance to "Rock Around The Clock" briefly whilst out on Saturday night. I'm sure that looked a bit clumsy.
Ice cubes all over the carpet is way better than drink all over the carpet though.
I didn't do anything clumsy as such, but when we were at the pub I managed to somehow CUT MY FINGER on the way back from the loos to the table. My finger was FINE when I left the loos; by the time I sat down again it had acquired a cut and I DO NOT KNOW HOW! I wasn't even drunk!
It's really sore too :(
I overenthusiastically opened a birthday card and gave myself a paper cut. Which proceeded to bleed quite spectacularly for some minutes! I sucked it for a while then forgot about it, then about half an hour later wondered why my thumb was covered in blood...
2007-02-19 05:42 pm (UTC)
I blew up the washing machine by remote control.
"China Threat" would be a good name for a Minor Threat cover band based in China.