||[Apr. 16th, 2007|08:31 am]
Listen in, listen Ian!
Today's started badly. I ran out of orange juice, so I bought a carton at|
the shop near Finsbury Park station, but when I got to work it turned out
to be pineapple juice, which I hate. B0llocks.
There aren't enough hours in the weekend to get everything done really.
You are wrong. Pineapple juice is the best juice. Next.
Chilled apple wins at life, the universe and everything.
Don't get me wrong. Chilled apple (and, yes, it must be cold) is a very, very, very near second best.
Doesn't cranberry or pineapple/coconut even get a look in?
All fruit juice is good, as is every other kind of drink. All food is good also. Actually, everything ever is good.
If you think you don't like pineapple juice, it's because you're not tasting it properly. Taste it properly.
All food is good also
This depends on whether you consider mushrooms to be food.
Fried mushrooms on toast with a bit of black pepper has the highest niceness to preparation-effort ratio of all known foods.
So yes, mushrooms definitely count as food to me. I'm guessing you're not a big fan of mushrooms, or perhaps of fungus in general. I had black Chinese fungus last night. Yuuuum!
Anyway, mushrooms are Bad Food. As is all seafood (but not fish).
I once bought a carton of grapefruit juice instead of pineapple juice, and took a big first-thing-in-the-morning swig out of a glass of it before I found out. That was a truly horrible moment.
Someone somewhere is picking up a glass, expecting to enjoy some grapefruit juice, and will shortly be condemning the invention of the orange.
That could easily be me. Well, orange juice is very nice, but when you are expecting grapefruit.... Yuck!