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[Jul. 4th, 2007|12:03 pm]
Listen in, listen Ian!
As I left the house this morning the screaming girls outside the shops (see
offensive_mango passim) seemed to be in dispute with a
man who looked like a tramp. He was shouting obscenities at them while they
all screamed extra loud and backed off in waves. At one point they all
suddenly surged into the road, a bit like you see in documentaries about
football hooligans when some thugs surge into a crowd. It somehow reminded
me of the bit in Planet Earth where a group of otters have a big
fight with a crocodile. Except these girls aren't as nice as otters. And
the tramp man wasn't as nice as a crocodile.
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[User Picture]From: eyekiller
2007-07-04 11:51 am (UTC)
Those otters were excellent. And more proof if it were needed that otters aren't cute, they're cool.
Crocodiles are also cool. They have teeth like me.
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[User Picture]From: offensive_mango
2007-07-04 12:21 pm (UTC)
One of them heard me muttering under my breath as I passed her friends and told them to shutUP! She yelled, "THA WUH-MUH JUS TOW-JOO TA SHU UH!" I'm not sure which language it was.
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From: (Anonymous)
2007-07-04 12:42 pm (UTC)
Was the tramp nudejournal or webofevil?
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