||[Jul. 4th, 2007|12:03 pm]
Listen in, listen Ian!
As I left the house this morning the screaming girls outside the shops (see|
offensive_mango passim) seemed to be in dispute with a
man who looked like a tramp. He was shouting obscenities at them while they
all screamed extra loud and backed off in waves. At one point they all
suddenly surged into the road, a bit like you see in documentaries about
football hooligans when some thugs surge into a crowd. It somehow reminded
me of the bit in Planet Earth where a group of otters have a big
fight with a crocodile. Except these girls aren't as nice as otters. And
the tramp man wasn't as nice as a crocodile.