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[Sep. 21st, 2007|01:14 pm]
Listen in, listen Ian!
I've made an appointment to see the doctor tonight with my eye. Well, what else would I see her with? It's now about 19x more hideous than in the userpic, and is spreading if anything - the redness was ending at the bit where eyeball goes behind eyelid, but pulling the eyelid back now reveals further redness.

You're not eating are you? Oh.

So what's going on in Eastenders then?

Who is responsible for all the creepy sh!t happening to Ian Beale?

Cindy, in the worst mistaken identity death mix-up evar. She died in childbirth ffs, how could they get that wrong? If they did, two children went with the wrong families and Cindy must have gone back to the actual dead woman's family, WHO DIDN'T NOTICE?
1(12.5%)
Jane. Yeah, she was there when the weird stuff was going on, and she was clearly surprised by that photo turning up in the cafe, but y'know, it must be her. Plot holes schmot holes.
0(0.0%)
Grant Mitchell, somehow.
1(12.5%)
The ghost of Poline.
0(0.0%)
Cindy's weird sister and little Cindy.
1(12.5%)
One of the Wicksies that Cindy did it with ages ago
2(25.0%)
Steven, attention seeking and trying to get a decent plot of his own for a change.
1(12.5%)
Lucy, obviously. Duh.
2(25.0%)

Insert your own mad theory here:



EDIT: Peter, not Steven. Duh.
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[User Picture]From: eyekiller
2007-09-21 12:24 pm (UTC)
If your doctor looks even vaguely baffled make them refer you to Moorfields and get down there to the A&E first thing tomorrow morning (at 8am).
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[User Picture]From: ruudboy
2007-09-21 12:34 pm (UTC)
8 am? On a Saturday? Oh, mum, do I have to mum?
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[User Picture]From: k425
2007-09-21 12:37 pm (UTC)
It's your eye. It's not the kind of thing they can replace and if they get buggered up, you are buggered.

So yes, 8am, you have to.
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[User Picture]From: eyekiller
2007-09-21 12:39 pm (UTC)
No dear. But if you don't you'll sit there for even longer surrounded by people with their eyeballs hanging out etc. You won't actually get seen until about 10am (if you're lucky) but you will have been through the process and be in the actual queue and not in the queue for the process for the queue.
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[User Picture]From: offensive_mango
2007-09-21 12:29 pm (UTC)
Oh Jesus. Note to self: when researching eye/blood vessel complications, don't do a Google image search for hyphema.
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[User Picture]From: ruudboy
2007-09-21 12:33 pm (UTC)
are you thinking of Peter in your poll question?

Yes. Yes I am.
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[User Picture]From: offensive_mango
2007-09-21 12:35 pm (UTC)
I think it's Steven (the real Steven) though. He'd be about 17 or 18 now, and since Deano is leaving the show, they need more young hot totty.
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[User Picture]From: caramel_betty
2007-09-21 02:34 pm (UTC)
Deano is leaving the show

Yeah, what's that all about? Citizens demand more hot totty.
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[User Picture]From: ruudboy
2007-09-21 12:36 pm (UTC)

Hyphema



Aw.
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[User Picture]From: eyekiller
2007-09-21 12:40 pm (UTC)
don't look for necrotising scleritis either.
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[User Picture]From: morrissesque
2007-09-21 08:36 pm (UTC)
After reading that I just had to search for it. Page five is when it gets REALLY bad...
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[User Picture]From: chiller
2007-09-21 01:36 pm (UTC)
I blame Iran.
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[User Picture]From: kevandotorg
2007-09-21 03:06 pm (UTC)
If you get the all-clear and just have to wait for the redness to go away, you should go along to tomorrow's zombie walk, and win some envy and admiration.
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[User Picture]From: kiss_me_quick
2007-09-21 04:59 pm (UTC)
Both Peter AND Steven have crossed my mind.
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