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[Nov. 10th, 2007|11:56 am]
Listen in, listen Ian!
Man Utd capture 14-year-old Cofie

Burnley rejected a reported £250,000 bid from Liverpool for Cofie this week.

But the German-born Ghanaian refused to return to training with the Clarets and they agreed he could leave Turf Moor.

Excellent! We've signed one of the game's top young cunts here, I see. By the time he's twenty or so, if he works very hard and pays close attention to such world class cunts as Rio Ferdinand he could be ready to be one of the greatest cunts the game has ever seen.

[User Picture]From: burkesworks
2007-11-10 12:33 pm (UTC)
Ah, but how many ace 14-year-olds train on to be quality players at 20? Of the present MUFC squad I can only think of the erstwhile Ryan Wilson of England Schools. Maybe Sir Alex has found a star, but I get the feeling that he might have in fact unearthed the next Ronnie O'Brien or Cherno Samba.
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[User Picture]From: ruudboy
2007-11-10 12:39 pm (UTC)
Well, I imagine all of the current MUplc squad were thought of as pretty good players at the age of 14. I think you may be missing the point I'm actually making though - I don't want this little shit playing for United if he turns out to be as good as Pele.

Edited at 2007-11-10 12:39 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: azureskies
2007-11-10 07:00 pm (UTC)
Perhaps this is karma because of the lucky escape you had over Jon Obi "Cunt" Mikel.
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[User Picture]From: gleet
2007-11-10 12:50 pm (UTC)
He sounds charming.
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