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[Nov. 21st, 2008|06:52 pm]
Listen in, listen Ian!
What's for dinner then?

[User Picture]From: burkesworks
2008-11-21 06:58 pm (UTC)
My first suggestion fails the Turing test with flying colours, though I'm sure Fanny Cradock could have knocked this one up back in the day.

Baked Exotic Sauce
Serves 5
You will need:

* 60ml exotic sauce
* 150ml vinegar
* 3 slices of bread
* 50ml orange juice
* 1 cucumbers


1. pre-heat the oven to 190 C
2. stir-fry the orange juice
3. whisk the slices of bread
4. fold in the slices of bread
5. fry the cucumbers until browned
6. flip the slices of bread
7. grill the vinegar
8. fry the exotic sauce
9. bake for 30 minutes and serve hot

And the second is even better. Where are the "cakes"?;

Spicy Onions Cakes
Serves 4
You will need:

* 4 onions
* 50g chicken


1. pre-heat the oven to 190 C
2. eat the onions
3. put the chicken in the saucepan
4. bake for 80 minutes and serve hot

Edited at 2008-11-21 07:01 pm (UTC)
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From: minnesattva
2008-11-21 09:04 pm (UTC)
The cake is a lie, obviously.
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[User Picture]From: rebl1969
2008-11-22 01:20 am (UTC)


I will have to find the conversion tables so I can whip this up:

Zingy Soy Sauce And Soy Sauce Soup
Serves 1
You will need:
10ml soy sauce
30g bacon
120ml horseradish sauce

pre-heat the oven to 210 C
defrost the bacon
melt the bacon
whisk the bacon
spoon the bacon onto a warmed plate
add the bacon to the saucepan
sprinkle the bacon over the top
rinse the soy sauce
grind the soy sauce
whisk the horseradish sauce
bake for 80 minutes and serve hot

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[User Picture]From: zagreb2
2008-11-24 08:34 pm (UTC)
This made me think of Baldrick off of Blackadder:

Cabbages A La Cabbages
Serves 2
You will need:

* 2 cabbages
* 140ml cod liver oil


1. barbeque the cod liver oil
2. sift the cabbages
3. serve piping hot

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