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[Jan. 6th, 2009|10:14 am]
Listen in, listen Ian!
Poll #1326205 Going to the toilet at work

You go to the toilet at work, and after selecting your cubicle you find out that the last person to use it, who is presumably the biggest cvnt ever, hasn't flushed. What do you do next?

Back off, and immediately use another cubicle
Flush this one, then use another cubicle
Flush this one, then use it
Get stuck in - you don't care what your bottom hovers precariously above

You flush the toilet, and as you come out and head into the next cubicle the managing director comes out of the third, and sees you coming out a flushing cubicle and head into the other one.

Great, now the managing director thinks I'm some kind of toilet weirdo.

Two days, 2x forgotten my office pass. Must remember to find it tonight and put it in my coat pocket.

[User Picture]From: perdita_fysh
2009-01-06 10:39 am (UTC)
They implemented a new policy here a few months back, if you forget your pass you have to phone a colleague from the security desk and they have to walk over in person to sign you in and vouch that you're ok. Technically they are then responsible for you all day and are only supposed to let you out of their sight while you go to the loo (when they can wait outside). In practice you just get the piss taken out of you for a bit. Either way, it's been bloody effective - I've only forgotten my pass twice since this policy came into effect!! *&)
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[User Picture]From: cdave
2009-01-06 12:03 pm (UTC)
I could just about understand that in this office when the flushers were a bit knackered and required more jiggles and pushing than made sense.

But since they've replaced them with a no touch hand wave flush it's unforgivable when people leave a full bowl.
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[User Picture]From: pink_weasel
2009-01-06 12:11 pm (UTC)
My brother had the following conversation with a colleague:

My brother "I think the new guy isn't flushing. Someone has suddenly stopped flushing and it started when the new guy started working here"

My brother's colleague "Great! Now I can stop flushing too, and everyone will think it's new guy!"
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