||[Jan. 6th, 2009|10:14 am]
Listen in, listen Ian!
You go to the toilet at work, and after selecting your cubicle you find out that the last person to use it, who is presumably the biggest cvnt ever, hasn't flushed. What do you do next?
Back off, and immediately use another cubicle
Flush this one, then use another cubicle
Flush this one, then use it
Get stuck in - you don't care what your bottom hovers precariously above
You flush the toilet, and as you come out and head into the next cubicle the managing director comes out of the third, and sees you coming out a flushing cubicle and head into the other one.
Great, now the managing director thinks I'm some kind of toilet weirdo.
Two days, 2x forgotten my office pass. Must remember to find it tonight and put it in my coat pocket.