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Fuckers [May. 7th, 2009|11:53 pm]
Listen in, listen Ian!
From: anthony.patten@manutd.co.uk [mailto:anthony.patten@manutd.co.uk]
Sent: 07 May 2009 16:56
Subject: Announcment - Champions League Final 2009

Champions League Final 2009

Dear Executive Member,

We would like to remind you that as part of your Executive Membership you are entitled to apply for tickets to see Manchester United’s UEFA Champions League final game against FC Barcelona on Wednesday 27th May at Rome’s Olympic Stadium.

As a way of rewarding those supporters who have renewed for the 2009/10 season, we are delighted to confirm that we will guarantee you a match ticket to the final for every executive facility you have at Old Trafford.

If you have not yet renewed your seasonal facility but choose to do so before 5pm on Sunday 10th May 2009, we can confirm that you will also be guaranteed a Champions League Final match ticket for every executive facility.

All other executive members will be allocated tickets proportionate to your facilities.

Please note that the application deadline for Executive Members has been changed to Sunday 10th May at 5pm meaning that results will be available from 8am on Monday 11th. Applications to be made via 0161 868 8000 (option 1, then option 1).

The reason this date has been brought forward is to allow Executive Members an extended timeframe for completing the travel report – which has a deadline date of Sunday 17th May.

On Monday 11th May successful applications will receive a call from Manchester United so you can discuss the necessary details required for the travel report. It would therefore be useful for each Executive Member to have the following information available:

Full name of each person travelling
Address details for each person
Date of birth for each person

It is imperative that the correct information is provided for the travel report and that this is completed in advance of 17th May - failure to complete the travel report will result in match tickets not being released.

Please contact the Client Relationship Team on 0161 868 8000 (option 2 and option 4) to discuss the renewal of your facility and should you wish to apply for a ticket for the Champions League final, you can do so by clicking here, or by calling 0161 868 8000 (option 1 and option 1.) This line is open 24hrs and applications are being taken until 5pm on Sunday 10th May.

Please note that Ticketing and Membership Services will be open after the Manchester City match on Sunday 10th May until 5pm and phone lines are open from Monday-Friday 8am-8pm and Saturday and Sunday 9am-5pm.

Kind Regards

Anthony Patten

Client Relationship Executive

[User Picture]From: moleintheground
2009-05-08 07:39 am (UTC)
What? United are a machine dedicated to dredging as much money out of soccerball as humanly possible? They're not a socialist collective devoted to the benefit of Mancunia and mankind at large?

I, for one, am shocked.
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[User Picture]From: carsmilesteve
2009-05-11 10:20 am (UTC)
i nearly choked on my prawn sandwich as i read this post...
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