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[May. 19th, 2009|09:48 am]
Listen in, listen Ian!
Wow! I'm at work and it's before 10.02! What's going on? Well, what's going on is that I have to leave earlier than usual. This, however leads us on to today's installment of Social Awkwardness 101: What to do when you squeeze onto a crowded train, and find that you've got yourself in a position such that the natural angle of your head means that you're staring directly into a lady's cleavage. Fortunately she got off at Finsbury Park, but the exodus of people there just caused another problem; how to get into a newly vacant seat and out of the way of all the people who wanted to get off, combined with trying not to look like I was darting in ahead of the pregnant woman who'd been standing (tsk, commuters) since Harringay. Funny thing social awkwardness, that unlikely combination of a lack of self-confidence and an absurd belief that everyone has noticed you.
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[User Picture]From: the_roofdog
2009-05-19 09:11 am (UTC)
Unfortunately she got off at Finsbury Park

Fixed.
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[User Picture]From: amuchmoreexotic
2009-05-19 10:10 am (UTC)
What to do when you squeeze onto a crowded train, and find that you've got yourself in a position such that the natural angle of your head means that you're staring directly into a lady's cleavage.

Just make a light-hearted joke about the situation, e.g. put your head between her breasts and make a motorbike noise.
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[User Picture]From: glynnis
2009-05-20 01:54 am (UTC)
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