||[Apr. 15th, 2004|01:30 pm]
Listen in, listen Ian!
I've just been to Morrisons for lunch, and I saw the oldest woman ever. If you've read "Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator", you may remember the picture in that of one of Charlie's grandmothers after she had been liberally sprayed with Vita-Wonk and rendered several hundred years old. Well that was what this woman in Morrisons looks like.|
Also: did anyone else have a Star Bird when they were little? I did and it was great. I shall have to look out for another one.
You know that you're in Rochdale don't you, when it's somebody's birthday in the office, they're buying cakes and when being asked what cake they'd like somebody says "Can I have a pie please?"