||[Apr. 22nd, 2004|12:45 pm]
Listen in, listen Ian!
"1016 - Danish prince Canute was elected King of England."|
That's better. I'm suspicious that they can pinpoint the date, but at least it's an actual propoer event.
Anyway, I had a dream. I was going somewhere on the London underground, but I don't think I knew where. I had to get on the District Line, which had been renamed the New York Line. The train went at a breakneck speed, and had to keep swerving to avoid obstacles on the track.
When I got off the train, I remembered where I was going - the FA Cup Final! It was being held at Preston's brand new state-of-the-art stadium, but I couldn't find anywhere to buy a programme. I bumped into one of my match-going friends, and he said he could get me one, but first he hacked into the bank account of the company I used to work for, and transferred £25 into my account. Result! Then we went off to see Paul Daniels in the flat where he was staying during the Edinburgh Festival to see if he had a programme. He didn't, but I found a stall selling them in the end. I didn't buy one though, I had a burger instead.
Also there were very few Millwall fans there. Maybe 100. You could tell, because nobody jumped up when they scored an early goal which was disallowed for a foul on the goalkeeper.