Listen in, listen Ian! (ruudboy) wrote,
Listen in, listen Ian!
ruudboy

I have worked out where all the 'u's that the people in the South don't bother using are - the good people of Rochdale use them in every single word.

Anyway:

What is your normal working day?

My working day is 8.00-5.00 with an hour for lunch.

8.00? Is it still the 17th century or something?
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Sheesh. Still, it's not as if you work down a fucking coal mine is it?
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Yeah? And?
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Is that all? You lazy twat.
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What time do you wake up in the morning?

My radio alarm is set for 7.00.

There's a 7.00 in the morning?
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Yeah? And?
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7.00, you fucking slug-a-bed?
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Stop fucking moaning and try going to bed before 1.00 am every now and then ffs.
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