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[Mar. 22nd, 2010|12:14 pm]
Listen in, listen Ian!

Should I get a USB microscope?


If I do, suggest something for me to look at through it.

Also, Jesus mended my shower on Saturday. Srsly. I went to have a shower, and when I turned the taps on the water pressure was puny, just a tiny dribble. I checked the other taps and they were fine, so while I was standing contemplating this the buzzer rang. I went to the entryphone to see who it was.

Messenger of Jesus: Hi, we're leaving invitations to a special event and I wondered if I could leave you one?
Me: Er, what kind of event?
MoJ: It's a commemoration of the death of Jesus, on March 20th at...
Me: Thank you, but I'm afraid I'm not interested. Bye bye.

Then I went back into the bathroom, and the water pressure was back! Makes you think, doesn't it?

[User Picture]From: pookee
2010-03-22 12:34 pm (UTC)
Surely if you turned down the opportunity to commemorate the death of Jesus, Jesus himself would be a bit mad at you and wouldn't mend your shower? So it must have been mended by SATAN!

Edited at 2010-03-22 12:34 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: k425
2010-03-22 12:50 pm (UTC)
Tim can commemorate the death of Jesus on Good Friday like everyone else, with a decent hot cross bun and an early Easter egg!
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